I think I’m going to write a book called “‘Four Hours Is Definitely Enough Sleep’ And Other Lies I Tell Myself”
I was trying to listen music in class but i forgot to plug in my headphones and the volume was really high and i accidentally clicked on my night vale podcast and really loud it said RABBITS ARE NOT WHAT THEY SEEM
But but but
Fallen!Gabriel getting a cavity because he’s human now and can no longer eat 50 metric tons of candy daily without consequences
Fallen!Gabriel not being able to SNAP candy bars into existence
i have never felt so sorry for Gabriel
What do you mean I have to PAY for all thIS CANDY?! I don’t think my father, the creator of the universe, would be too pleased with this.
I was going to make a post saying I didn’t understand girls who curl their hair and wear heels to school but I just realised they must get up early for that and I fucking congratulate them on being able to do that because I drag myself out of bed with only enough time to make me look like a dying manatee and they make themselves look and feel pretty so fuck yeah to them